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Weaponizing Toys

One of the cool things about Bark BoxIs that it has cool tools that are pretty durable. They survive pretty well around here but there is one issue. The canine trio especially the Daddy Dog likes to sneak stuff animals and bones outside. Nothing worst than a stuff animal that has been lying in a swamp or out in the snow for a few days. They tend to let it rot and marinate in the primordial soup. They tend to sneak the stinky stuff animal in late at night so you have to grab it from them right before bed. After touching it, you might as well take a shower because that is the only way you can get the stench of your person. The Sound Side Golden Retrievers are waging biological war against us. It is getting time for my wife and I to go on the attack.

A weaponized stuff piñata from Bark Box