Sleep is hard. I am old. I can nap at anytime. I just can’t stay asleep very long. It is so hard to fall asleep at night and stay asleep without some interruption.
Now enter the Sound Side Golden Retrievers who do believe that any bed with my wife in it is theirs also. I have to lure them off the bed each night with bribes. Once off the bed, I have to jump in the bed quickly to get in before I am overwhelmed with 300 pounds of Golden Retrievers.
Once in the bed, the Sound Side Golden Retrievers work together to push me out of the bed. I am usually on the floor by midnight. The biggest risk I face is getting up to answer the old guy bladder call. That always ends bad for me when I return to bed. By morning if I am still on the bed, I usually wake up in the fetal position in a tiny little piece of a king size bed.
Sound Side Golden Retrievers 